Maggie: I only want one slice.
Fran: Me too. Pizza is very fattening.
beards make you hotter.
this is science.
Actually having more facial hair/stubble is a sign of higher fertility in men. So yes it is actual science.
I wish I could grow this much facial hair already
Sigh my life
Some new information about Gaga’s upcoming cameo and film debut in the Robert Rodriquez-directed action film, Machete Kills, has surfaced from the star of the movie himself, Danny Trejo.
During a press junket for his new film, Trejo revealed that Machete and Lady Gaga’s character, La Chameleón, will fight to the death, saying that Gaga is one of the assassins who tries to kill him. “She even has a tattoo on her upper arm of my face, under which it says, ‘Machete Must Die’,” Trejo revealed.
The actor went on to compliment Gaga as an actress, stating, “Lady Gaga is remarkable. She proves to be a great actress. She surprised me and everyone else, she’s very quick and powerful in character.”
Gaga will be making her film debut alongside esteemed actresses such as High School Musical’s Vanessa Hudgens and Sleepover’s Alexa Vega. Machete Kills was shot last July in Texas, and is due out in the US this April. Check below for domestic and international release dates.
- April 25, 2013 — Russia
- June 21, 2013 — Brazil
- August 14, 2013 — Switzerland
- August 22, 2013 — Argentina
- November 7, 2013 — Denmark
- November 21, 2013 — Germany